Wednesday, April 23, 2014

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

dimma-dont:

when you accidently read a spoiler

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(Source: dimma-dont)

dulect:

me driving away from your shitty opinion

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
sushinfood:

kaworushin:

fuck


fuck

sushinfood:

kaworushin:

fuck

fuck

(Source: darmani)

florialy:

I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.

(Source: florialy)

(Source: liivinyoung)

(Source: killedthecunt)

greyboxgaming:

All the products that are currently available on my store, go check them out and grab some :D
http://greybox.bigcartel.com

greyboxgaming:

All the products that are currently available on my store, go check them out and grab some :D

http://greybox.bigcartel.com

(Source: rubmyhuevos)

(Source: jill-wood)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

elevenis-my-doctor:

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

Our motto is ‘don’t get attached they probably die’

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

elevenis-my-doctor:

ezekielismycopilot:

George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

Our motto is ‘don’t get attached they probably die’

(Source: corgiwhisperer)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks)

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Colophon

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